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“Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very; your editor will it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“I think Ive discovered the secret of life you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“I dont deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”

“Do you think its possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then hed be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting All gods are bastards!”

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”

“You can safely assume youve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“That wasnt any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

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AIPMT 2015